Face Book can be a brilliant source of entertainment giving the combination of two slightly deluded individuals. In this conversation, politically incorrect rapper of The Great Imitation, James Scott-howes talks taking over the world and the challenges of modern day technology with a partially deranged member of IDOL. We left the grammatical errors in there for authenticity and character and because frankly we can’t be bothered. Have fun reading into the brains of these like minded, twisted young things…

James Manson Jr Scott-howes

you on the FB chat thingy?

IDOL

Lol im on my fone… I dno how 2 get it workin on here!

James Manson Jr Scott-howes

technology confuses me at every turn too! i find the concept of a whisk that works from merely electricity literally stultifying, so this is all a bit of psychological mind field to be honest

IDOL

Well i broke one of those whisk things when i attempted to make pancakes drunk so i really can’t comment…but yep technology confuses the living hell out of me and manages to make me feel old even tho i’m only 22… I can’t even use touch screen!! Hang on, let me see if i can work out how 2 get instant chat on here… If my fb suddenly disappears my attempt to overcome technology obviously failed…

James Manson Jr Scott-howes

it’s all a bit exciting int’it? will you succeed? won’t you? i’m on the precipice of breaking out into a moderate sweat! drunks making pancakes is a dreadful idea! drunks making little tinfoil hats and standing around begging for money, whilst claiming that they’re deflecting extra terrestrial, mind control devices is definitely a good idea and ought to be encouraged at all turns!

IDOL

James i have known u a very short amount of time but am already quite concerned about ur mental health… Luckily i’m nuts too and think that’s a fucking brilliant idea… I am definitely going to start drinking with you from now on, not only will it earn me money but i will gain little tin foil hats and protection from extra terrestrials in the process. But i have to say making pancakes drunk (besides the obvious hiccup of breaking utensils) is a very entertaining way to spend a morning after and i wld highly recommend it to any drunk…

James Manson Jr Scott-howes

a morning? drunk? it’s the last days of Rome! you’re a proper free-wheeler! in’cha? i figure that if we split the cost of a bottle of meths and several rolls of foil, i’ll produce the hats and you can convince the people who you stylise that everyone’ll be wearing them next year and that  sociopathically deluded vagrant chic is very ‘now’, the possibilities are fucking limitless Jess, we could be MILLIONAIRES! Then i could forget about the band, buy a modest island and begin my own Zionist community if which I am czar, overload and dictator!

IDOL

That’s a brilliant plan… I’m a 100% convinced it is sure to make us ridiculously wealthy. I think we should draw up a business plan and get some sponsors… We could make the world a more fashionable place and save everyone from alien mind control whilst giving you the opportunity to brain wash them with rap and amusing, if slightly disturbing comedy and lure them on to your modest island (which i’m sure, once we have made our 1st few mil, will be less modest and more say the size of, hm, America, maybe?) Hell, why settle for any island James? Where’s ur ambition? Where’s ur dreams? Haven’t i taught u anything? Let’s take over the states.. The Obama thing is so over anyway… Trust me, i’m a stylist, i know these things… It’s all about slightly deluded and mentally challenged creatives with a dream, some foil and nerd glasses now…

James Manson Jr Scott-howes

I’ve obviously not studied your teachings accurately and for that i apologise! I shall study the Tao of IDOL and become a better rounded human being. I’m up for taking over The States and i have no doubt that you are the most qualified person that i know to judge Obama’s political stability, if you say that faux glasses, white-boy rap, immaculate style and foil hats are all that are required to topple him from his throne, i certainly am not in a position to disagree! Right, got to go get some shut eye! Our political coup isn’t going to conduct itself and the production of the tin foil hats ain’t going to go at all well if i’m all cranky! Been a good, like chat innit! Night

IDOL

Thank you, sometimes people seem to question my Obama judging abilities, for some unknown reason! But it won’t be long …

I completely agree with you… Time for bed. I have to go to work tomorrow with a  lady with pink hair, giant chairs and milk bottle tops from the set of the borrowers and 50pence bows from brick lane. I doubt i can deal with it all without some much needed beauty sleep…!

Has been an insightful chat! Although i am a little concerned that u seem to bring out a dictator-esque ‘i want to take over the world and over-rule Obama’ side to me i wasn’t previously aware i had! Nite!